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- Contented Married Life 令人满意的婚姻生活
- 2011-06-01 13:57:13
- A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, My wife makes all the small decisions, he explained, and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoyed with each...
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- Ground Rules 基本原则
- 2011-06-01 13:56:52
- One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I...
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- Talking clock 会说话的钟
- 2011-06-01 13:42:05
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work? Watch, the m...
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- Boxing and Running 拳击和赛跑
- 2011-06-01 09:42:28
- Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight. Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box. Dan: Im...
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- Midway Tactics 中间战术
- 2011-06-01 09:41:18
- Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains! The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaimin...
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- All Right 没关系
- 2011-06-01 09:41:12
- Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess it's all right. my daughter replied, The police car behind us d...
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- Napoleon Was Ill 拿破仑病了
- 2011-06-01 09:41:04
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would...
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- Gardening Gloves 园艺手套
- 2011-06-01 09:40:51
- For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, Well, you'll notice that my hands...
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- One Side of the Case 一面之辞
- 2011-06-01 09:40:25
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. 一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。 I can't hear out of my left ear, the ma...
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- No Cavities 我没有蛀牙
- 2011-06-01 09:40:14
- A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,Its impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to be...
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